from-hibatsuna-with-love:

Once upon a time there was a Skylark. He separated himself from his flocks, just because.

One day, when he was resting on a branch tree, he saw an ashore tuna.

Hungry as he was, he flew down to the crying and dying tuna to eat on the delicious meal.

Alas, when he was about to bite onto it, a pineapple suddenly rolled and crashed onto him (never mind how a pineapple could roll on sand beach, or why even there was a pineapple tree there).

Due to the crash, the skylark (and the pineapple) was thrown into the sea…and undoubtedly, drowned to death. The tuna was saved…not for long, until a human came and took him home…to be eaten of course.

THE END.